I’ve decided this is going to be a monthly installment, so I guess that means everyone knows where I’m at in life when I write these.
Anyway, here’s some of the shit I’ve cried at this week. Spoiler alert: DOGS!!!
why does this make me want to cry this is the most purest thing on earth pic.twitter.com/UgFQWyOFKI
— Girl Code (@reIatabIe) April 10, 2016
1. This dog that is truly one of the most pure things on Earth
2. EVERY EPISODE OF GIRL MEETS WORLD
OH MY GOD HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED AN EPISODE? I was a huge fan of the original Boy Meets World series and this one’s just as good and just as cheesy as before. The life lessons just hit home sometimes*, man. If you’re into crying excessively, seasons 1 and 2 are on Netflix.**Every time.
3. When I found out Cheerios were gluten free
I think Cheerios taste like cardboard, and I’m not even gluten free, BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING SO MOVING KNOWING KIDS THAT NEVER COULD BEFORE CAN NOW EXPERIENCE THE SAME CARDBOARD TASTE IN THEIR MOUTHS SO I CRIED.
4. This video, because I’m just emotional ok???
5. When I lost my sugar glider
So one night, I was not fully sober. But even when I’m not sober, I ALWAYS feed my sugar glider because I’m an #ADULT. So I fed him and went to bed.
I didn’t check on him the next morning because I was running late for work (story of my life), so when I got home I checked. He wasn’t in his cage. As someone who loses her sugar glider a few times a week, I wasn’t concerned. He’s usually in the couch or in a closet hiding in a jacket hood. I warned my roommates, assured them that he was probably in the couch and they didn’t have to worry.
One of my roomates is terrified of him (which I don’t understand because he’s super handsome) and the other is okay with him. I hopped in the shower and about five minutes into my shower, my roommate (the one who’s scared of him) was pounding on the door screaming that she had found him.
The location? Under her pillow. I laughed and cried so hard I almost slipped and died.
6. When I found out I could afford to reserve the Tesla Model 3
AUTO PILOT R U SRS??? HOW IS THIS SUPER AFFORDABLE? I WANT ONE SO BAD.
7. THIS LISTICLE
Straight up burst into tears at the old guy sleeping with the cat on his lap. Like, heaving sobs.
8. The first lipstick from MAC’s Selena line happened
AND IT’S NOT ALL BROWNS!!!!! AND I LOVE SELENA SO MUCH!!!! AND I’M SOBBING BECAUSE RIP RIP RIP!! YAS BITCH COMO LA FLOR SLAYING FROM THE GREAT BEYOND OMG!!!
9. THIS DOGE THAT GOT ADOPTED!
WHY DIDN’T ANYONE WANT THIS SUPER HANDSOME DOGE?!?!?! If I could, I would literally adopt every single dog in the world, but I can’t. So any time I see dogs that have sad background stories, I cry. Dogs are too good. We don’t deserve dogs. I’m sobbing right now thinking about dogs.